I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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