You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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