It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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