Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Michael Bay diarrhea
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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