there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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