spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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