I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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