I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I know her cup size but not her name....
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