Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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