I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
