IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
