let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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