How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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