Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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