I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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