is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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