Non-Jews are for practice
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Just pee around me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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