I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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