New invention idea: vibrating tampons
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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