its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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