Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
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Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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