We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
