i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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