One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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