with your own penis?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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