Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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