Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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