Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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