worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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