Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You pole danced in your parka.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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