Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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