I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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