I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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