This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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