honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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