Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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