You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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