I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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