We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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