Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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