I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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