"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
