Buhtt sex?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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