WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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