I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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