So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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