Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize