ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fuck appropriateness.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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