i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
