Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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