Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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