Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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