Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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