Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
