He uses pillows to masturbate.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
NoShamevember. You game?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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