My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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