The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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