u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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